I'm not having one, leave me out for the birds. Going out Avvar style none of the Chantry pomp for me.
[Because that's what people do for unclaimed folk - burn them. Surface dwarves wouldn't get to go back below, everyone knows enough to know that bit so just. Letting you know you can just spread him out like a tasty crow buffet. Let the birdwatchers and the curious have a picnic. Make a day of it is what he's meaning.]
You had geese! [This is clearly an exciting prospect - Asher had hens, exciting because they had eggs until Yngvi learned of the care and feeding involved but geese.] Geese can kill a man, can't they? They have rows and rows of needles in their mouths. Seen them from afar.
[Wild things have the sense to steer clear of him.]
Sabodet would go well with Jambonette. I've been involved in a Roulade rumble at a pat-- poncy cake shop, why did I not think of that before? And Gunnar? He should be so lucky. Lived this long, doesn't get to be a nug for not being worth the trouble of eating during our childhood like the rest of the no-good ones.
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[Because that's what people do for unclaimed folk - burn them. Surface dwarves wouldn't get to go back below, everyone knows enough to know that bit so just. Letting you know you can just spread him out like a tasty crow buffet. Let the birdwatchers and the curious have a picnic. Make a day of it is what he's meaning.]
You had geese! [This is clearly an exciting prospect - Asher had hens, exciting because they had eggs until Yngvi learned of the care and feeding involved but geese.] Geese can kill a man, can't they? They have rows and rows of needles in their mouths. Seen them from afar.
[Wild things have the sense to steer clear of him.]
Sabodet would go well with Jambonette. I've been involved in a Roulade rumble at a pat-- poncy cake shop, why did I not think of that before? And Gunnar? He should be so lucky. Lived this long, doesn't get to be a nug for not being worth the trouble of eating during our childhood like the rest of the no-good ones.