It's not happening though, it's a thing going on up in here [he points to his head and it's a near thing that he doesn't slosh booze all over himself in the process, what a wicked waste] with nothing to show for it. You eat a giant dinner in a dream but you'd still wake up and not have eaten a whole boar in one sitting.

[Why did that rifter disappear on him before Yngvi got to eat an entire boar for his viewing pleasure?]

Do you really remember? I don't remember a lot of things that aren't important. I lie down at some point and then I get up, the weather might be different and maybe there's daylight, maybe there's not. Stuff to be doing. Hands to kiss, babies to shout at. [You need to show dominance with babies.] Sometimes I wake up if a nug falls out the bed or I fall asleep on a project.

He's a fierce little man. I think. I don't know how to tell boy nugs and girl nugs apart, that's some Orzammar shite. [But he'll drink to one of his nugs and whatever that nug might be because it's a good nug.]