Jun. 19th, 2018

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Einar; the patriarch;
Head of Yngvi's particular branch of the Carta and Yngvi's father. A thing Yngvi doesn't know but maybe does because Yngvi has many fathers depending on the situation and what it might call for and isn't the head of a thing the father of it all the Maker is the Father of the Chantry or something? A father is a complicated beast at the best of times and when his word is law in the house and much of the undercity with so much blood under his nails, it's difficult to know how to ever see him as a father.

the fathers;
Not his father but the dwarves overseeing much of everything beneath Einar's eye and thus overseeing Yngvi that it's the same as the mothers. They helped to make the decisions and convey instruction to all the rest about investments. Also the ones to strip the sentiment from them all and to teach everyone that loyalty to the Carta comes before all other things and that loyalty is a disease, a pestilence, a plague and that it strangles you good and proper. You can hold two opposite things in your heart of hearts at once and have them both be true. That's how life is.

the mothers;
A collection of stern women that instilled a healthy fear in Yngvi from an early age as well as a respect for women who can get things done with the odds stacked against them. They were instrumental in keeping children alive when they were the children that were meant to be kept alive with what little there was to be had, not women of sentiment but when has sentiment done anything except get you killed? The number of mothers varies whenever he tells his stories but that's the way of the world.

the uncles;
Come and gone so many times that Yngvi loses count of them, the coarse hands and coarser mouths of the Carta. Many have fallen to the Champion, wheat to the scythe. Taught a boy lessons and taught a boy harshly. If a boy made a mistake then a boy didn't eat and losing meals is dangerous in the dark when you're already small. Usually some of the rougher lessons in how to beat someone until it doesn't bother you or squaring off to someone bigger than you, how to take a beating and still laugh like you haven't felt a single blow.

the aunts;
A different beast to the mothers and many of them fell same as uncles did before the Champion before Yngvi was gone with Asher Hardie. Aunts taught lessons just as harsh as uncles but not the same. How to sneak, how to lie, how to weave a tale nice and neat and intricate, how to conceal as many things as your little hands could carry on your person with not a guard or Templar (though what's the difference in Kirkwall) any the wiser when it comes to it?

Hulda; the smuggler;
The Casteless who spoke about it first to Yngvi as a boy in a way no one else ever had, a woman who organises a greater chunk of the lyrium smuggling in and around the Kirkwall area. Wicked grin as sharp as the blades that ruined her face years ago.

the cousins;
It's like with frogs. There's a lot. Then less. Then a few. And you can always hold two opposite things at once in your heart if you're Carta; that Yngvi has no siblings because he ate them and that Yngvi has one sibling and that it's Gunnar when Gunnar isn't his brother. But there are always children in the Carta, they're always looking to invest after all.

the old ones;
Old and grey, skin so aged it might crumble to dust or turn to stone itself. A rare thing to live to a great age for anyone in Kirkwall but to make it to that age in the Carta, so many of them branded though time topside even in the Undercity has faded the marks is not to be sniffed at. Dwarves of great wisdom if you can suffer them but still. To be respected as all the old are. At a distance. Listening to every sixth word.

Gunnar; the brother;
In truth, actually Yngvi's cousin the way these things are counted by the ones with all the names and bloodlines, they were worthy of investment so they ate the rest of their siblings and survived. Escaped Kirkwall together to become Boneflayers. something of an alchemist but wields a sword and shield. Usually in charge of maintaining good relations. The only soul Yngvi was ever honest with in those days.

'Brunswick' (Snorri)
A name ripe for puns, he changed it early and kept his head down, stays out of much of the politics of it all but he'll share his gossip evenly and that's the best you can hope for as the prodigal son isn't it. Said he'd be Rachette's cousin because Yngvi's convinced she'll end up dead without someone reliable like that to be attached to.

Jim
Fuckin' Jim. Goes for the knees. Complains a great deal. There are many Jims. His Sunday name is Jimothy, swear to whatever gets you going.

Also linked here

carta bedtime stories;
There's a story taught in the dark where the dark is cold and damp, getting into your bones and lungs but it's your dark and you know it so even if it's full of knives and worse it isn't the same dark that someone else (softer, gentler, walking up above your head) uses to frighten their child at bedtime or during chores or as an object lesson sitting down on an uncomfortable seat because that way they'll pay attention. There's a story and there are siblings, doesn't matter what they are just that they're siblings, that's the important bit, and one sibling gets caught in a rope out at the docks and the other one ties it to themselves to haul them back in. They both drown. Their names were sentiment and hope.

From here

timeline;
9:18/9:19 Dragon; Yngvi born
9:30 Dragon; Fifth Blight stars
9:34 Dragon; Arishok rampage where Yngvi leaves Kirkwall with Asher
9:37 Dragon; Kirkwall Chantry destroyed
9:42 Dragon; Conclave and formation of the Inquisition
9:42 Dragon; Asher Hardie passes from an infection in a wound (August)

9:34 is when the Boneflayers roster was permanently established with the acquisition of Yngvi and Gunnar at the age of 15/16 making him about 23/24 currently*. 11/12 around the time of the Fifth Blight and refugees flooding into Kirkwall, old enough to be allowed into the upper city but still having to live in a great deal of overcrowding.

*Yngvi is not sure exactly of how old he is but he does know he was only allowed into the upper levels of Kirkwall when he was in the double digits according to the older dwarves.
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- That the Wounded Coast smells so bad because of the giant crabs
- That folk worship those statues that came to life in the Gallows
- Sold fur stuck on a lead that he passed off as a dog. Also knew someone who said he was selling ratcatchers that were oversized rats. That ate him.
- How he got out of trouble when caught smuggling letters for mages which involved selling them blue cloth dye
- Oh and that he helped with a shipment of nugs that had crystal growths on them
- He has eaten a whole ghast
- Has eaten sawdust
- Watched a wyvern eat a man, then dared Asher to drink wyvern blood
- Claims there is rat royalty in Kirkwall
- Has seen someone club somebody with their own arm after it came off and the ensuing mess
- Again with the statue worship. And the rat royalty.
- What do you mean those weren't bones in his soup?
- Seriously why do you not believe him about the rat royalty?
- Why yes he has devoured many of his siblings
- Yes he's the official Inquisition wine inspector
- Of course the Avvar mountains have werebears
- Asher gave Melisende a necklace of ears every time she heard Andraste's mabari because she hates the song so much
- Delivered men in casks to Wycome as a delicacy to a white glove society
- A nuggalope farted and killed a stable boy, the dracolisks promptly ate his liver
- Knows someone who lost half their arse after sitting on a trap. (And Templars absolutely wear skirts.)
- Doglords have a rota for naming their dogs, got a committee for that and everything. And a gutter gave birth to Yngvi and his siblings that he and Gunnar ate for survival. When you're a young dwarf you need to stay in the dark for many years so you stay good and rooted to the ground before people can say 'yes this one is ready, let him up into the world'.
- Dalish elves sniff halla arse, news at eleven
- Old dwarves in Orzammar go off the rails by way of riding brontos into lava. And his bosom will fill in if he believes in the Maker and Andraste. Evenly. If it's uneven he'll be lopsided.
- Helped a merchant get a stall so that's why he's entitled to mates rates. Oh and he has seven fathers and five mothers in that moment. And the aspersions continue regarding the dracolisks and nuggalopes.
- That one time Asher had a de Launcet under each arm.
- Speak not of his love affair with Rothbor, he shan't besmirch his reputation
- A hysterical Christine is very much like Yngvi's aunt Bertha after six gins
- Everyone has that uncle that talks about how in his day they rode castless through the streets like brontos right?
- Also he's going to build a totally tasteful memorial with all those bones so hands off stop burning everything what's wrong with all you Andrastians???
- Dowagers get haunted after a certain age, symptoms include cobwebs on the nipples.
- Still working the rat angle.
- It'd be quicker to list the Chantries the Boneflayers haven't been banned from. Even Yngvi doesn't know how to class the thing with the wine...
- Part of a skull bit him one time. Half a jaw to be precise.
- Avvar dwarves confirmed
- Yeah he's still pushing the rats it's like he's got an agenda or he really does know something???
- The sky swallowed seven of his cousins Melys be sensitive
- Part-dwarf, part-floor cleaning slater
- The discipline of chairs and stepladders, it happens all the time. Trust him.
- The truth comes out: nugs are dwarf potatoes
- Beloved by six dowagers he is!!!
- True Dwarf Facts: baby naming
- Bears: the pro-wrestlers of Thedas
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Oh and he drank Nevarran corpse perfume.

May threads tba
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TOO EARLY: Asleep in a pile of twenty nugs and a goose.
MORNING: Breakfast. Finds least dirty/offensive to others clothes. Drags brush through hair, says a prayer to the Lady, feeds the small army of beasts he has. If he's at the Gallows he takes them all for a walk, if he's in Hightown then he'll have done a quick patrol of the area. Tends to go see if he's got messages (he always has messages) from whoever, dodges shady types who might be looking for him. Sketches out trap designs over pots of strong tea.
NOON: Inhales a lunch somewhere busy with a good view.
AFTERNOON: In and around Lowtown and Darktown catching up with people he knows, buying/trading for things that he needs. Checking up on anything the Inquisition might need to know. Generally with the family. Unfortunately.
EVENING: Swings past Hightown before going to the Gallows to make sure things are good, leaves money for whatever things he used up last time he visited, makes sure they have his preferred tea there. Comes back to eat a quick dinner before working on traps for hours until his hands ache.
NIGHT: Works on his traps some more if he can or does a little reading. If he needs to he'll head out to Darktown or Lowtown for family things. If not, this is when he writes letters to the Boneflayers and Aura Hardie.
TOO LATE: Asleep in a pile of twenty nugs and a goose.

INQUISITION DUTIES: Part of the Other Powers project and the Scouting Division, he tends to keep a close eye on the criminal underworld type things mainly the Carta since he's a member (albeit with increasing reluctance) and a member of a mercenary band. Takes up some guard duties as and when needed because he's done that sort of thing, will offer opinions on dwarf matters with zero provocation. Also will offer to make traps, trade components, thieves lanterns etc for those who need them.
OTHER/PERSONAL PROJECTS: Very into nug husbandry! He has so many and he loves them, also he just enjoys making traps even if the traps aren't always for anything of great value in the field it's about keeping his hands busy so if you want to learn tinkering he's your boy.
HOBBIES & INTERESTS: Guess what he likes the trashy romance books.
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Thieves Guild
Refuge in Audacity
Noodle Incident what happens in 90% of Yngvi's backstory stays there. You must be a level 10 friend to unlock further
Multiple Choice Past
Dual Wielding with axes, not daggers
Hidden Depths actually cares a lot about the casteless and surface dwarf politics, and city elves
No, You
Trap Master
The Artful Dodger back in the young scamp Kirkwall days
Sticky Fingers
Are you too close to Gwen? Enjoy his entrance into your life
Sir Swearsalot
Hates Baths Asher passed this one down to him
Jerkass Facade
The Gadfly

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