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[inagutterson]

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[wythersake]

[ HEY...........BUDDY............. pal. friend. friend-o. aren't they such good friends, definitely, isaac wouldn't come here just because he wants something. ]

What's a warden useful for?

[inagutterson]

[New crystal who dis?]

Doing fuck all until all the bad shit happens. Dying. Sucking up to Orzammar. Feeding to Darkspawn probably dunno why we're keeping so many with us assuming that's the back-up plan there.

[Did the cat piss make you stupid or do mages lose their brains outside Circles? New question for the next time he's bored at 3am with the nugs.]

[wythersake]

Both ends of Orzammar, do you think?

[ yngvi can assign his own head and hind ]

[inagutterson]

Oh absolutely both ends that's how they like it, big old-fashioned circle jerk but mages don't ask for dwarves on sending crystals to get the scoop on the overarching Orzammar and Warden sexscapade.

[wythersake]

[ a noise that's not disagreement — ]

They want a Warden found. There's reason to think he was getting handsy.

[ with orzammar. or what comes out of it. ]

[inagutterson]

You know there's been dodgy shit in Orzammar both times I went there? Or just I went to Orzammar twice and bad stuff happened so...d'you know what they think your Warden's been up to?

[Don't say red lyrium, don't say red lyrium, say he was sticking his dick in a slime for science.]

[wythersake]

Red lyrium.

[ surprise!!!! ]

[inagutterson]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

[Dragged out on the longest of exales. Did Einar put you up to this?]

Right. Course. Dwarf. Red lyrium. Done that before so...we can't just wait for him to die from it can we that'd be too convenient?

[wythersake]

It's more that we need to know whether he is. Dead. Ours claim he was the last one seen with Hawke when she saw Corypheus, when he was still,

[ this is all a lot of complicated secretive shit to process without access to half the secrets. he falters, carries on: ]

Underground. Or something. None of my Griffonwing contacts seem to know a piss about it.

[inagutterson]

What did Hawke actually know? She was chums with the one who blew up a fucking Chantry there have to be a few warning signs I'd reckon don't you?

[But nah just like go on gang killing spree every night of the week instead of looking into your resident fuckboy that's cool too Hawke.]

That'd require the Wardens to be useful. And to talk to each other about something that's not oh we're Wardens and we're sad or the price of turnips on the cart they fell off. I know some people on the guard in Orzammar. Casteless. So the won't be noticed by other folks type.

[wythersake]

[ isaac wouldn't call himself chums with — anyone, and certainly not anders, who seems to think he's far funnier than deserved —

but he's hardly alone in that, or in isaac's willingness to brush past any insult. it's very much in his favour that everyone continue to remember that anders blew up a fucking Chantry. it makes burning a lesser building or two so much more palatable. ]

We haven't got a hefty budget.

[ may as well get that out of the way. unnoticed or not, people don't work for free. ]