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Would open a vein for;
Gwenaelle Vauquelin; m'lady forever and always, a noble doing this, kept his vigil by the door for events he never asked after and never will, will defend her with his dying breath because she is good and loved and has time for him, and Asher loved her too
Wren Coupe; Templar met by chance who understands and does't pity, didn't think he would ever reach this point but now he has and he's terrified, loyalty is a terrible thing to strangle yourself with
Thranduil; what strange sort of elf are you and also what the fuck are your intentions with her??? Hurt her and Yngvi won't go to violence, he would just break and that would sadly be worse. Thranduil was good and kind to him when Yngvi was hurting so he's been upgraded for good now. Is now basically like his step-dad?
Friends (even if Yngvi doesn't use that word unless it's part of the bit);
Samouel; Ostwick mage Asher was close with, also a dog. Really proved himself when Yngvi was hurting and he allowed Yngvi his hurt
Christine Delacroix; spirit healer with gentle hands that Asher was very close, teases her but tries to keep her out of the mess she also doesn't need to know all his life. Doesn't want to worry her with maybe seeing any of his infections
Rey; best rifter friend, what a good, no seriously what a good why does Yngvi know so many good ladies you are all going to be so horribly disappointed when you see more of him he is sure
Cade; hey. Hey Cade. Cade guess what. He remembers your face from Kirkwall anyway and he put a nug on you so you're his now enjoy
Myr; what else do you call a person you talked into nug ownership? Hello soft elf mage boy welcome to the club also part of elf baby rescue squad
Herian Amsel; elf-blooded knight-enchanter from Starkhaven who does good deeds and is very serious but is a good person who listens. Yngvi likes her a great deal.
A passing face;
Malcolm; remember that time Yngvi canvassed a Seeker about if doglords would eat their dog or starve first? What a time to be alive
Saoirse: does he remember your face from Kirkwall also that inspection was legit he'll have you know
Melys; drunken sleeve snipe buddy
Ellana Ashara; elven disapperance bUDDY COP MOVIE OF THE SUMMER???
Ciri; humans and Grey Wardens continue to disappoint until they come to help him with the shitty family baggage episode hi new friend
Fenris; might be decent bt a friend of the champion soooooooooooo
Vandelin; do you know what a ladder is because I don't think you do why are all these elves so determined to die Yngvi would like his blood pressure to return to normal
Inessa; elven Warden who was pretty chill to him when he was losing his shit. Might be a Warden who isn't a whole arse
Loghain: hey old traitor, let him be your friend
The Medicine Seller: you are fucking confusing and he doesn't like you asking those questions please stop
Nahariel; part of elf baby rescue squad
Kaisa Daesun; part of elf baby rescue squad but very much a Warden so there's that
Skadi; mmm let him tell you what he knows of your culture from the least typical part-Avvar dude over reading excerpts of a dirty book
Petrana de Cedoux; her ladyship of diplomacy, was very nice, caused minimal flustering with an upset and extremely anxious Carta dwarf would diplomacy with again
Cosima Niehaus; Herian Amsel's rifter lady. Was ill/possibly high as fuck?
Benevenuta Thevenet; that Nevarran lady what Asher was terrified of but he hurled a goat at her fancy piece and got a three-way out of it so more data is required
Church; a very loud rifter. Was ill/possibly high as fuck?
I was rooting for you;
Korrin Ataash; known forever since the back of beyond, would trust her more than most others, still keeps things back because of the knowing her since the back of beyond bit, she doesn't need to know all his life. After a disagreement when Yngvi was hurting, he feels badly let down by her
It's Complicated;
Alistair; interesting opinions on dogs and Orlesians and what he'd eat first but he jumped in to defend the rudest Dalish so he probably needs a beartrap to the testicles to humble him
Freddie; interfering Orlesian, likes dwarven statues so she can't be trusted at all, they got to you Roulade that's disappointing
Val de Fonce; Orlesian statue fondler with the Orlesian statue fondling pedigree to back it up, salade nicoise, how many words can come out of one mouth? Owes him crabs, no not like that
Genevieve; oooh look at me I'm a chevalier watch me join the order of people who go off to murder elves because nothing says honour and nobility and worthiness and proving myself like murdering terrified people who can't do anything with no one to help them. Has actually been funny and not horribly Orlesian to him recently?
Anders; you fucking blew up a chunk of his home you prick. Also you and your idiot Champion friend and co. murdered his friends and family. Also Liadan but he doesn't want to talk about that time with Liadan. Has been funny and they talked about small animals and things so???
Ew;
Beleth; the Orzammar dwarf of the Dalish, you don't get to tell people where they belong or who they belong to, if she thinks she's better than a shem she's dead fucking wrong in his book and waltzing into his home where there's a hurting alienage like she knows best doesn't help. Technically his boss but he answers to one elf and and elf-blood and they're both on the road
Bethany; sister of the Champion and a Grey Warden so ew
Gone but not forgotten;
Bruce Banner; did a job (unspecified) for Bruce (under different names) back in the day, reconnected, bereft that his dracolisk name suggestions were shot down when they were nothing but timely and appopriate
Lex Luthor; the oldest of old connections, older than Asher, old Carta connection because sometimes humans want to get involved with Orzammar? What a strange but interesting person where did he go his kneecaps are required because his lady was a wounded party and Yngvi means to collect
Diana; a statue of a woman, lovely, spun her a true tale even as he truly began losing his shit
Ioane; newly-returned dwarf yells at doglord woman for twisting arm of elven thief boy, proves he has one whole emotion, news at eleven
Taashath; why the fuck are you so big but also probably the most chill because Yngvi lived through the Arishok rampage so that was cool
Margaux; the most gentle hands Yngvi has ever had on him in a not-healing context and he doesn't know how to deal, very pretty, very sharp, has lovely hair too. Bought her fancy soaps for scrubbing his stinky drunk self
Rachette; casteless dwarf on the surface and she's survived but Yngvi knows Kirkwall and Carta and he feels responsible Maker preserve them both
Iskandar; what the actual fuck is an Iskandar, Yngvi still isn't sure but he is sure that he hasn't consulted the proper authorities on dog naming
Kattrin; Avvar healer, exiled, will possibly prod the hold he knows to see if they know her because he's nosy
Kit Gandir; despite his misgivings about other dwarves, he did actually meet Kit as a kid and Kit is...good. Good for him. He likes him. Died in some violence in Kirkwall.
Seoraj; a beard to aspire to, what a chill elf, will fight for this elf, you should all be in awe of him etc.
Teren von Skraedder; Grey Warden with an extra ration of height, didn't want to like her but he grudgingly does because she also gets it about his grievances
Kas; even a small horned person is bigger than him
Jim Kirk; told him about the time he maybe ate bones (he totally ate bones, welcome to Carta country)
Sarkan; a rude prick of a rifter but seemed to listen to Yngvi so. He is unsure.
Gwenaelle Vauquelin; m'lady forever and always, a noble doing this, kept his vigil by the door for events he never asked after and never will, will defend her with his dying breath because she is good and loved and has time for him, and Asher loved her too
Wren Coupe; Templar met by chance who understands and does't pity, didn't think he would ever reach this point but now he has and he's terrified, loyalty is a terrible thing to strangle yourself with
Thranduil; what strange sort of elf are you and also what the fuck are your intentions with her??? Hurt her and Yngvi won't go to violence, he would just break and that would sadly be worse. Thranduil was good and kind to him when Yngvi was hurting so he's been upgraded for good now. Is now basically like his step-dad?
Friends (even if Yngvi doesn't use that word unless it's part of the bit);
Samouel; Ostwick mage Asher was close with, also a dog. Really proved himself when Yngvi was hurting and he allowed Yngvi his hurt
Christine Delacroix; spirit healer with gentle hands that Asher was very close, teases her but tries to keep her out of the mess she also doesn't need to know all his life. Doesn't want to worry her with maybe seeing any of his infections
Rey; best rifter friend, what a good, no seriously what a good why does Yngvi know so many good ladies you are all going to be so horribly disappointed when you see more of him he is sure
Cade; hey. Hey Cade. Cade guess what. He remembers your face from Kirkwall anyway and he put a nug on you so you're his now enjoy
Myr; what else do you call a person you talked into nug ownership? Hello soft elf mage boy welcome to the club also part of elf baby rescue squad
Herian Amsel; elf-blooded knight-enchanter from Starkhaven who does good deeds and is very serious but is a good person who listens. Yngvi likes her a great deal.
A passing face;
Malcolm; remember that time Yngvi canvassed a Seeker about if doglords would eat their dog or starve first? What a time to be alive
Saoirse: does he remember your face from Kirkwall also that inspection was legit he'll have you know
Melys; drunken sleeve snipe buddy
Ellana Ashara; elven disapperance bUDDY COP MOVIE OF THE SUMMER???
Ciri; humans and Grey Wardens continue to disappoint until they come to help him with the shitty family baggage episode hi new friend
Fenris; might be decent bt a friend of the champion soooooooooooo
Vandelin; do you know what a ladder is because I don't think you do why are all these elves so determined to die Yngvi would like his blood pressure to return to normal
Inessa; elven Warden who was pretty chill to him when he was losing his shit. Might be a Warden who isn't a whole arse
Loghain: hey old traitor, let him be your friend
The Medicine Seller: you are fucking confusing and he doesn't like you asking those questions please stop
Nahariel; part of elf baby rescue squad
Kaisa Daesun; part of elf baby rescue squad but very much a Warden so there's that
Skadi; mmm let him tell you what he knows of your culture from the least typical part-Avvar dude over reading excerpts of a dirty book
Petrana de Cedoux; her ladyship of diplomacy, was very nice, caused minimal flustering with an upset and extremely anxious Carta dwarf would diplomacy with again
Cosima Niehaus; Herian Amsel's rifter lady. Was ill/possibly high as fuck?
Benevenuta Thevenet; that Nevarran lady what Asher was terrified of but he hurled a goat at her fancy piece and got a three-way out of it so more data is required
Church; a very loud rifter. Was ill/possibly high as fuck?
I was rooting for you;
Korrin Ataash; known forever since the back of beyond, would trust her more than most others, still keeps things back because of the knowing her since the back of beyond bit, she doesn't need to know all his life. After a disagreement when Yngvi was hurting, he feels badly let down by her
It's Complicated;
Alistair; interesting opinions on dogs and Orlesians and what he'd eat first but he jumped in to defend the rudest Dalish so he probably needs a beartrap to the testicles to humble him
Freddie; interfering Orlesian, likes dwarven statues so she can't be trusted at all, they got to you Roulade that's disappointing
Val de Fonce; Orlesian statue fondler with the Orlesian statue fondling pedigree to back it up, salade nicoise, how many words can come out of one mouth? Owes him crabs, no not like that
Genevieve; oooh look at me I'm a chevalier watch me join the order of people who go off to murder elves because nothing says honour and nobility and worthiness and proving myself like murdering terrified people who can't do anything with no one to help them. Has actually been funny and not horribly Orlesian to him recently?
Anders; you fucking blew up a chunk of his home you prick. Also you and your idiot Champion friend and co. murdered his friends and family. Also Liadan but he doesn't want to talk about that time with Liadan. Has been funny and they talked about small animals and things so???
Ew;
Beleth; the Orzammar dwarf of the Dalish, you don't get to tell people where they belong or who they belong to, if she thinks she's better than a shem she's dead fucking wrong in his book and waltzing into his home where there's a hurting alienage like she knows best doesn't help. Technically his boss but he answers to one elf and and elf-blood and they're both on the road
Bethany; sister of the Champion and a Grey Warden so ew
Gone but not forgotten;
Bruce Banner; did a job (unspecified) for Bruce (under different names) back in the day, reconnected, bereft that his dracolisk name suggestions were shot down when they were nothing but timely and appopriate
Lex Luthor; the oldest of old connections, older than Asher, old Carta connection because sometimes humans want to get involved with Orzammar? What a strange but interesting person where did he go his kneecaps are required because his lady was a wounded party and Yngvi means to collect
Diana; a statue of a woman, lovely, spun her a true tale even as he truly began losing his shit
Ioane; newly-returned dwarf yells at doglord woman for twisting arm of elven thief boy, proves he has one whole emotion, news at eleven
Taashath; why the fuck are you so big but also probably the most chill because Yngvi lived through the Arishok rampage so that was cool
Margaux; the most gentle hands Yngvi has ever had on him in a not-healing context and he doesn't know how to deal, very pretty, very sharp, has lovely hair too. Bought her fancy soaps for scrubbing his stinky drunk self
Rachette; casteless dwarf on the surface and she's survived but Yngvi knows Kirkwall and Carta and he feels responsible Maker preserve them both
Iskandar; what the actual fuck is an Iskandar, Yngvi still isn't sure but he is sure that he hasn't consulted the proper authorities on dog naming
Kattrin; Avvar healer, exiled, will possibly prod the hold he knows to see if they know her because he's nosy
Kit Gandir; despite his misgivings about other dwarves, he did actually meet Kit as a kid and Kit is...good. Good for him. He likes him. Died in some violence in Kirkwall.
Seoraj; a beard to aspire to, what a chill elf, will fight for this elf, you should all be in awe of him etc.
Teren von Skraedder; Grey Warden with an extra ration of height, didn't want to like her but he grudgingly does because she also gets it about his grievances
Kas; even a small horned person is bigger than him
Jim Kirk; told him about the time he maybe ate bones (he totally ate bones, welcome to Carta country)
Sarkan; a rude prick of a rifter but seemed to listen to Yngvi so. He is unsure.
thread tracker;
September
Tonight on Cops: Thedas; a dwarf goes wild at the Vauquelin estate wherein Yngvi tries to message Gwenaelle (and succeeds) but also messsages everyone in the Inqusition meaning Lex Luthor, Thranduil (u wanna go m8), Samouel (s'up man-dog), Zevran, Korrin, and Pamelia
Skyhold;
Arriving in style in Skyhold with the following scrubs and not-scrubs
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; Fereldans, Orzammar, and shit with Freddie, Val, and Gwen
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; Elves
Possibly traumatising the nervous Qunari with his shitty table manners well done Yngvi
October
Christine your dog is a shitlord and also not a dog, it's a fucking rat, your mother was scammed. But not by him for once.
How fuckin' dare you Kirkwall is beautiful
Cultural advice for a rifter: Kill some doglords or Orlesians, Corvo. No one will give a shit.
Slippery when wet. The nugs. Not Yngvi. Also hi Rey
Even child doglords are garbage and what is with people upsetting the nugs, rude tbh
Crestwood;
What an actual wankstain, Yngvi's going to burn your bar down
Lex why do doglords happen to cool people like us???
November
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; Doglords: Will they eat dogs with Sam, Rydia, Kas, Benevenuta, Korrin, Kirk, Genevieve, Anders, Malcolm, Alistair
Wine inspection, madame-chevalier please don't make this difficult with Genevieve
Yes but do you really know about mountains Rachette?
Eirlys how dare you his nugs are fearsome steeds not cutie-patooties
Genevieve let a dwarf dream damn woman
December
A special report must be delivered in person to Christine because he is a dwarf of his word, of course
January
Yngvi has returned and he is fine, he is t o t a l l y fine
Korrin he knows about the goat
S'up Romain he totally pissed off Emeric
Hi Wren do you feel the burning regrets already?
Look at the size of that qunari ffs
Tent inspection Saoirse, totally normal
February
You're breaking his heart Bruce
Hello Cade, did you miss him?
Corvo oh my god stop being such a human about things
Dark Future;
Yngvi in the dark future
Thranduil stop making him feel things it's rude
Merrill control your pigeon
But look he can still joke with Rey
March
Iskandar, the fuck sort of name is that for a dog?
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; a comparison of Dalish elves and Orzammar purists Hi Margaux, the Dalish are garbage because they're the elf version of Orzammar elitists
He gets knocked down, he gets back up again, him and Wren are gonna play metaphor games that'll never keep them down
April
A Medicine Seller (a likely story) returns a nug slacking on the job, Teren wants to look up some skirts
Christine how the fuck do you not hear a spirit when you have one all up inside you?
Gallows humour with Wren oh we have fun here
Fuck the fuck off Beleth, you too Alistair. And you Roulade
Diana asks for a tour. Sort of.
Rachette. Rachette hey. Hey isn't it shitty being here?
Wherein Yngvi gets the wrong end of the stick and proves he has one whole emotion
Placeholder witty thing for Kattrin
May
Yngvi resurfaces from family visitation, he doesn't cope; forcible bathing with Margaux, a stroll with Melys, drinks with the commander, explaining his alarming family to Rey
Careless Whisper intensifies or Yngvi tells Gwen he loves Wren. Too bad Gwen loathes Wren
June
The Cultural observations of Yngvi; Kirkwall's criminal element with Ellana Ashara (elven disappearances)
Sound the Kill Bill sirens, a dwarf sobers up and crawls back to Gwenaelle's doorstep
Wherein Yngvi vs his emotions when he catches up with Wren and wow he's failing, he's failing
Security call at his lady's new residence
July;
Fenris can a dwarf not be skulking about too you don't have dibs on late night skulking
Vandelin a chair is not a ladder ffs
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; Inquisition what do you know about dwarves Wherein Yngvi asks what people know about dwarves and dwarf stuff and just embarrasses himself
Wren's off to Orlais because Yngvi's shamed himself so thoroughly (not really but if we're being dramatic about things)
August;
A lad gets ready to go out on the lash
Wren got them a new temporary roommate and also got Yngvi a dirty book
A year on from Asher's passing, Yngvi takes the time to mourn with Gwen and Christine
Overgrown pigeons got a taste for nug
Two dwarves go for a drink in the Blooming Rose, no that's not the setup for a joke fuck you
Yngvi and Ellana investigate
Melys and Yngvi's beautiful friendship continues
Hello Fereldan's Most Traitorous Doglord let him show you the city
September - hiatus
Yes he can help rescue elfbabies
Rescuing elf babies
Most handsome and talented blacksmith aka Seoraj has arrived, do you hear that soft 80s music playing
Kit and Petra will you please sign his permission slip?
October
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; nugs with Thranduil, Myr, Aleron, Anders and Samouel
Yngvi likes to remind all mages new to Kirkwall that they aren't the only ones with Hard Lives (TM) Nell
Orzammar;
The Carta ask Yngvi to investigate a 'situation' in Orzammar. Of course he's got that sinking feeling when it involves his family, Orzammar, and the Casteless with Kit, Wren, Seoraj and Ciri
November
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; Avvar-Orlesian relations depicted in popular fiction
Kit, Wren, Petrana, please meet Einar the worst dad to ever dad
These fucking dwarf emotions or Kit checks up on Yngvi and it goes about as well as expected
December
Well Gwen's married now and Yngvi isn't going to spend three weeks lying awake figuring out what 'a private gesture' means
Someone has to give Thranduil the appropriate speech with the appropriate leverage
Hi Rey just looking for grease be chill
Hello again Herian guess what we have in common
The Wounded Coast;
Local recluse dwarf goes to beach, goose causes scene at sight of elf
January
Finch don't let the zealous sword-wielders murder birds if the bird is his goose!
A question for the Inquisition on how to leave a thing, even when it hurts you
Elf stepdad on a scale of the chicken could cross the road to Mordor how burnt are you?
How high are the rifters: you decide
February
Herian checks in on ya boy
The Cultural Observations of Yngvi; Rifters are high as fuck
March
Herian guess what he's read the smutty books
If you don't want the quiet Wren, he can easily fix that for you
He doesn't even know if he's trying to con Ignis or not at this point
The Sunless Lands;
And everything goes to hell for his lady while he's away freezing his balls off
Newt let's go feed the bears. Also he's dressed as a bear. What could go wrong?
If you have a dragon, Arohaerd, maybe you should be the very last person to be in a hundred miles of the red lyrium
April
An accounting of the nugs. And guard goose
Hey Iorveth welcome to dwarves in Thedas are shit by intrepid foreign affairs correspondent Yngvi
May
Sibling reconcilliation strategies with Helena
The Cultural Observations of of Yngvi; Weird Tevinter Fuckery with Daniel Jackson (but actually stargates)
New crystal who dis Christine
Tourney;
At the tourney where Finch has his back (right bro), and eating junk food with Rey
An outrage with Minka
Sightseeing for Myr
Why isn't there a sock on the tent Wren and/or Gervais?!?
no subject
Myira hitches a ride on his horse
Kirkwall;
He, for one, is shocked and appalled Gwenaelle
A gift exchange with Herian
July
DJ Slime Time with Lexie and Lakshmi
Kirkwall;
2 am collect calls to Wren
August
Let him tell you about Kirkwall, the real Kirkwall Lakshmi
Yngvi explains doglord naming procedures to Kitty
September
Come get your displeased goblins with Anders, Newt, Rey, Iorveth and Saoirse
Spiders and axes Legolas also dragon politicians???
Investigating the Bone Pit with Adasse, Sorrel and Cyril
October
Can abominations swim? with Anna, Beleth, Gwen, Wren
Kirkwall;
Isaac. A missing Warden. Orzammar. Ingredients for a fuckening.
Orlais;
Yngvi and Legolas scare off animals and gather up plants because fuck the Anders